I got a letter from the Tyrant today.
It said ,” If I like my blog I can keep my blog “.
I was so excited to get a letter from the supreme ruler. I didn’t even know my blog was in jeopardy , but what did that matter , if I was so special as to be selected from among kerbllions to carry on with my mission. What my exact mission is , I’m still not clear, but who am I to question wisdom of the Omnipotent one ?
Upon further examination of the correspondence , It became clear to me , that things were not so clear at all.
Not all subject matter is to be allowed , While a list of acceptable subjects is provided , no action of the typing sort is permitted , untill the list has been completed . Once the list has been completed , all blogs will be reviewed by the Tyrant’s staff , to make sure it meets appropriate criteria. Just what criteria is , will be determined in time .
The blog will no longer be free to all. Some will pay a fee based on volume , and ability to pay. Others will not be limited to volume , but only by their ability to pay and still others will have no limits on volume and will pay nothing.
I tried to check the website , but it is down and all the phones are busy.
Thank God , I saw him on T V and he assured us all , that if we like our blogs then we can keep them.
I feel so much better now.